Great Quotes that have been waiting to be posted:

“You’re grounded.”
“…Why?”
“Because you were in the dark with a boy! No. Because you fell in a hole.”

“Hey! Heyy! Do you like apples?”
“What kind of apples?”

“Dang it. Sorry Manda, we have to take the fireworks back to the car.”

“You know. You can’t ever really be in the middle of nowhere, because nowhere is always someplace. So you’re in the middle of someplace.”

“Thanks for being you.”

“Want me to beat him up?”
“No. what I want is for you to shoot him.”

“Yes dad, every guy I talk to is my boyfriend.”

“Isn’t the apocalyptic the zombie invasion?”
“No, that’s when Jesus is coming back.”
“Nooo, that’s the rapture.”

“kjdfhgihdfgjkhndskjfgh”
“What did he just say?”
“…Heck if I know. Just smile, that seems to be what he wants.”

“Which way do we go?”
“Not that way! It looks rather sketchy.”

*Comes out wearing my graduation gown*
“This is the worst.”
“I want you to wear it whenever you leave the house.”

“Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now.”

“You disappeared like huddiney .“

“I walk around the mud. But they, they walk through it.”

“Who makes a one laned bridge.”
“People, like a million years ago.”
“Wow. Than they actually did pretty good.”

“Oh my gosh. I want you to marry him!”

“Did he die?”

“Hey! Your flashlights off!”
“…You just now noticed.”

And the best bit of advice I have gotten in a long while
“Pray for what you desire, but pray that whatever the outcome is you’d both end up ahead with each other for support. Whether it goes to your plan or not, pray you’ll be ok.”
Sometimes it’s hard to think like that. In fact I spend so much time praying for what I want, and I freak out when it doesn’t come out to my liking, that it never occurred to me that I should pray for both options of the possible outcome.